Total Medals Earned: 18 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 340 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (95/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
make it to the end of level 1
change a setting
make it to the end of level 2
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Complete round 50
Complete round 100
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed
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